BRUH WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS AND WHY DO I KEEP SAYING IT?? MY MOM TOLD ME TO CLEAN MY ROOM TODAY AND I LOOKED HER STRAIGHT IN THE EYE AND SAID “BRUH” (via aliciaaadani)

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algebratwo:

Little kid: What’s the largest thing you can think of??

Me: Infinity!!!

Little kid: Yeah, well how about infinity plus two??? haha!!!

Me: Infinity is not present on the number line, you uneducated shit. Infinity is but a concept and cannot be assigned a numerical value, and, thus, it cannot have something added to it to create a larger amount. Fucking educate yourself on basic mathematical ideas before you come at me with that shit.

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“ As close as you will ever be to a nuclear explosion
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THIS IS FUCKING TERRIFYING
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No thank you.
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